I may have to boycott the library!

Really! Really!!! I am about ready to turn in my library card. Who had a library card first in our family?-me! Who introduced everyone else to the new Thompson Branch when it opened a few years ago?-me! Who was so excited about the new check out?-me! The list could go on and on.

Why in the world do they send Carl a Christmas card??

What am I? Chopped Liver?!?!