So I always slather, liberally apply, put on a generous amount -use any term you like- chap stick on before I go to bed. My old tube just ran out so I reached in my drawer and tore the protective paper off a new one and applied in the above stated manner. And then I looked in the mirror. It was colored. IT WAS COLORED! At first I mistook my self for the Joker. I gasped. Carl looked at me. He asked if I knew I looked like a clown!!! I was relived he didn't say the joker!!
That chap stick is no longer in my drawer. Thanks to my tissues, the Joker has left the building.